Green is The Word/ Act XXXI

And once again, a happy High Noon and Good Friday to
all!

Are you still with me?

After the rapturous fallout from last week’s bohemoth,
the High Priest has decided to “clean it up” a bit.
Being one who believes that the “homegrown”......is
always better, I’ve got a few ideas for making your
own at home. And I’m not talking about movies here,
though it would make for a much more interesting date
than watching them.....anyways...

Mix a little sea salt, peppermint extract, 
baking soda, and water. Viola!  Your very own
toothpaste!  I thought this was a grand idea when I
came up with it many years ago until my
girlfriend-at-the-time asked me,
“ Is it tartar-control?”  Damn it.
Well, it still works most of the time. It might even
help those stains caused by smoking the.....anyways...

Pour 1 cup of (cooled) strong black tea with 3
tablespoons of vinegar in a spray bottle and use as
you would any glass cleaner. Sophie might even be
willing to brew the tea. This works especially well on
mirrors...you know, the ones on your ceiling.....
anyways..

This recipe is useful for jobs where you require an
abrasive. Put 3 tablespoons of sea salt and 1/2 cup of
cold water in a bowl. Saturate a sponge with the
mixture, making sure it is coated with salt, and wipe
the surface clean. Rinse thoroughly. This could help
clean that glass-covered apparatus sitting in the
corner of your kitchen, or your living room, or your
bedroom....wherever you keep your glass-covered
apparatus.....

Anyways...


Praise be to the Almighty “homegrown”!

(they don’t call me the)
“High” Priest of “Green”
(for nothing)