Green is The Word, Act XIV

Happy Good Friday!

Just when you think it's gone too far...........

The holiday for lovers is right around the corner and
the High Priest is going to shower you with.............
green ideas.

Of course, the obvious. Flowers and chocolate will
always bring a smile to your partner's face. But why
not try for a much BIGGER and fulfilling smile...

Introducing locally-based (as in 3 blocks away), the
elegant erotica shop, Pleasures of the Heart.
I noticed their ad in the Pacific Sun, stating
"earth friendly adult toys and accessories", so I
followed my............heart.

After meeting Jennifer Islas, the "Proprietress", and
asking about the green stuff, I was quickly introduced
to the Green Flogger...The tongue of it is made from
either used intertubes or blue jeans, the handles from
various reclaimed materials, and made by a local man
who uses public transit to "deliver the goods".
I failed to ask for a demonstration.

They also carry lingerie made from our old dear friend
bamboo.

But the one that caught my attention was the world's
first solar-powered strap-on and vibrator, Solar
Sensations' Micro Kitty! The hand controller folds out
to reveal a small solar panel. Fully powered, it will
last for up to two and a half-hours.

Are you PURRING yet?
Already worn out?!
READY FOR A NAP??!!

Jennifer also pointed out that she often judges what
products to carry based on the amount of packaging
involved and that her and her daughter, who works
there as well, go the extra mile by walking about a
mile and a half to work.

And to think that as of last night, this ENTIRE email
was prepared to be about flowers and chocolate.......
(http://www.pleasuresoftheheart.com/)


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Curtis
High Priest of Green